You always carry floss in your purse and look at people's teeth when you meet them.
fulcrum when you put on lipgloss
Your back is killing you right now!
The smell of Listerine turn you on.
You get excited when calculus goes flying!!!
you know that calculus isn't math!
You smell perio while in a group of people and desperately look (sniff) around until you figure out who it is.
you laugh at the Braun Oral B commercials claiming to be dentist #1 recommended toothbrush. Ummmm.........who's with me on the Phillips Sonicare???
you watch people on the dental aisle while at the store to see which products they buy and have to resist telling them to buy something else because you think it's better
You ask a patient how many times a week they floss, as your gloves are filled with blood, only to hear 'at least 4 or 5'... And you try to keep a straight face without saying 'liarrrrr'...
When you can't help but go down the dental isle just to look.
You know what " PITA" stands for.
you can't find a job!
Just further evidence that you can't stare at teeth all day without becoming a little bit quirky. Read all the clever responses here.