Thursday, May 27, 2010

Losing a real tooth in a fake fight? Priceless.

We all know that playing hockey can be hazardous to your teeth, but what about professional wrestling?

I'm not talking about mixed martial arts, I mean the performance wrestling. You know, fake? Pretend? Just don't tell this guy:

While you're thanking the performers "for all that you've done to your bodies", be sure to thank John Cena, who recently sacrificed one of his pearly whites in his bout vs. Batista. Cena tweeted that he spent 3 hours at the dentist the next day.

This of course begs the question, did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson visit him that night?

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Coke Machine Ninja Dress

This. Is. Awesome.

Suppose you're a nice young lady being chased through the streets of Japan by a would-be attacker. Since you regularly read The Dental Ninja you know that ninjas are awesome and that the best way to get out of this situation is by being a stealthy ninja - but how?

If you have the skirt from fashion designer Aya Tsukioka, you blend in as a Coca-Cola machine!

Can you spot the damsel in distress?

Viola! Her utility-belt-wearing, texting-while-running, would-be attacker is THWARTED!

Read all about the fancy ninja dress and see more cool pics at the Daily Mail.

Speaking of ninjas, it's not cool to dress up as one and slash a teenager's forehead open while claiming to "protect the woods" - unless of course there is more to the story and you truly are protecting some mystical treasure, in which case, my apologies. But otherwise, seriously not cool.