This. Is. Awesome.
Suppose you're a nice young lady being chased through the streets of Japan by a would-be attacker. Since you regularly read The Dental Ninja you know that ninjas are awesome and that the best way to get out of this situation is by being a stealthy ninja - but how?
If you have the skirt from fashion designer Aya Tsukioka, you blend in as a Coca-Cola machine!
Can you spot the damsel in distress?
Viola! Her utility-belt-wearing, texting-while-running, would-be attacker is THWARTED!
Read all about the fancy ninja dress and see more cool pics at the Daily Mail.
Speaking of ninjas, it's not cool to dress up as one and slash a teenager's forehead open while claiming to "protect the woods" - unless of course there is more to the story and you truly are protecting some mystical treasure, in which case, my apologies. But otherwise, seriously not cool.