tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5601715164403897162024-03-13T22:46:49.175-07:00The Dental NinjaUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger99125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-59451444551943011182011-04-28T10:43:00.000-07:002011-04-28T10:43:13.206-07:00Fact or Fiction: More Cell Phones than ToothbrushesA few months ago the following question was asked on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/dentalninja">our facebook page</a>:<br />
<blockquote>Dear Dental Ninja, while attending a conference earlier this week, someone reported that there were more people in the world that owned cell phones than people that owned toothbrushes. Is this true?</blockquote>First off, Jeff, sorry for the delayed response. I'm in the process of purchasing my own dental practice (wahoo!) and have been dedicating a lot of my "spare time" to that. Now for your answer:<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;">Yes. At least I think so.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">Here's my very un-scientific methodology:</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">I first did an exhaustive google search, but was frustrated to find that this claim had been propagated over and over again with no solid references, much like any urban legend. Any links I found would go back to a power point presentation someone gave at a conference, or would credit the UN - which sounds pretty legit, right? I think anytime I make stuff up I'm just going to cite the UN as my source. "Did you hear that the military is developing ammunition made out of rabbit teeth? Yeah, the UN said so." Anyway, if this was a simple googleable answer it wouldn't be any fun, right?</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
Without a credible statistic available online, I did what anyone would do: I contacted the curators of the world toothbrush museum in Sweden in order to ascertain the number of toothbrushes in the world. These guys are totally awesome they deserve a blog post of their own one of these days, but for now I'll stick to the task at hand. Also, their website is currently down and a hacker named Shiraz is taking credit. Bummer.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">Anyway, the gist of their emailed response was that I should go into a store and count how many toothbrushes are for sale and compare it with how many cell phones are for cell. This logic led them to the conclusion that there are a thousand times more toothbrushes than cell phones. Yeah, I'm not convinced either. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">I then asked myself, do I know (or have I ever known) anyone who owns a toothbrush but not a cellphone? Yes. My two children (ages 4 and 2) and all of their friends. How about people who own a cell phone but not a toothbrush? Yes - but not in this country. I spent some time in Germany several years back and became very well acquainted with people from all around the world. One of my good friends, a political refugee from Kosovo, had chronic bad breath you could smell from across the room. He was a great guy, you just had to speak from a distance. One evening he called my apartment and I answered in the middle of brushing my teeth. Our conversation went something like this:</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">"Hey, what are you doing?"</div><div style="text-align: left;">"I'm cleaning me the teeth" (That's how you say it in German)</div><div style="text-align: left;">"You're cleaning you the teeth!?! What have you eaten?"</div><div style="text-align: left;">"Um, just regular food."</div><div style="text-align: left;">"Oh, crazy, well anyway..."</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">Yeah, between his breath, the visible foliage in his dentition, and this remark, you really get the impression that in his culture oral hygiene just isn't that important. On the other hand, even as a refugee in a foreign country, you bet he had a cell phone, aka a Händy<b>.</b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">China, being the most populous country ever, is obviously going to play a huge role in the cell phone vs. toothbrush race. One stat I was able to track down is that China currently has 4.6 billion with mobile phone subscriptions and only 4.2 billion people with toothbrushes. (Don't worry, I did the math for you: 400 million without a toothbrush). Take this stat for what it's worth, I don't know how who counted all the toothbrushes but everybody is crediting the <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=MMA+forum+asia+toothbrush+cellphone&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a">MMA Forum Asia 2010</a>.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">One more tidbit has convinced me that cell phones are winning the battle. Statistics that show at least <a href="http://www.lunchoverip.com/2006/06/more_cell_phone.html">30 countries have over 100% "cell phone penetration"</a>, which is to say more cell phone subscriptions than people. Maybe this is due to overlapping coverage when people switch plans, or maybe it's simply because people want to be this awesome:</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">That's right, I'm John Mayer and I have two phones. At any rate, I highly doubt there are any countries with anywhere near 100% "toothbrush penetration." The profit margins on a single toothbrush are nowhere near what they are for a cell phone subscription, therefore toothbrush manufacturers are nowhere near as motivated to market as aggressively as the worldwide cell phone manufacturers and service providers.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">So here's the challenge: somebody make "an app for that". How about it Steve Jobs? It wasn't that long ago that "camera phones" were the cool thing to have, so what's stopping us from seeing this as the revolutionary new iPhone 5?</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-9162305668445714982010-12-17T09:56:00.000-08:002010-12-17T12:58:32.462-08:00Serious SalivaOne of the wonders of nature is the variety of ways in which different species develop defense mechanisms in the evolutionary battle for survival. At least three creatures in particular have adapted the ability to attack using their saliva: Cats, Komodo Dragons, and the NBA's Wilson Chandler. <br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ln2H113NAYo/TQubbnY-ZhI/AAAAAAAACFI/fHcz-RKEeUM/s1600/samdewey.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ln2H113NAYo/TQubbnY-ZhI/AAAAAAAACFI/fHcz-RKEeUM/s320/samdewey.JPG" width="213" /></a></div>This is Dewey, being shown a little too much affection by my boy Sam. Judging from the picture, you would expect Sam to be Dewey's biggest threat, right? Surprisingly they get along fine. You could even say they LOVE each other. The other cats in the neighborhood, however, are not so fond of their newest rival. A few weeks ago we heard a commotion in the front yard and the next day Dewey's front leg swelled to about 3 times it's normal size. We learned from the veterinarian that cat bites can be quite vicious. In fact, <a href="http://www.buzzle.com/articles/infection-from-cat-bites.html">80% of people who are cat-bitten will become infected!</a><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Komodo Dragons</span><br />
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This animal may very well have more biodiversity in the oral cavity than any other creature out there. It certainly has the most virulent strains of bacteria, causing immediate sepsis in bite victims. Somehow the Komodo dragon remains unharmed from the bacteria in it's own mouth, but how it does this is still unknown. Just know that if you ever find yourself confronted by one of these bad boys, don't let it bite you.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Wilson Chandler of the New York Knicks</span><br />
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Recently, Wilson Chandler and David Lee found themselves fighting for a rebound when Lee extracted Chandler's tooth #8 using his elbow. As you can see, at first glance it appears that David Lee came out ahead in the exchange:<br />
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However, a few days later David Lee was informed that his elbow was infected and the doctors were struggling to find the right antibiotics to combat the specific strain of bacteria. (Did I ever mention that there is a greater variety of bacteria in the mouth than anywhere else in the human body?) The situation was serious enough that he was at risk of losing his triceps and, of course, ending his career! Lee described the ordeal to a local radio station:<br />
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<blockquote><blockquote><i>This injury went from something that I thought was going to be a two-day situation to all of a sudden they were saying “we might have to cut your triceps muscle and you’re never going to play again” to “you’re fine”. It was a very scary situation, and I learned how serious infection can be.</i><br />
<i>It got to the point where they said if we can’t find the right antibiotics to counter the bacteria that you’re going to have to start getting things cut out of your arm, and you may never have the same arm to play basketball again.</i></blockquote></blockquote><br />
Scary stuff! You know what's also scary? <a href="http://twitpic.com/3fpwfj">The picture of his elbow recovering from the injury</a>. Kids, remember to wear your mouthguards - not just for your own safety but for that of your opponent!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-30480918919539260762010-12-10T14:38:00.000-08:002010-12-11T10:14:26.345-08:00Kissing CatastropheHere's a great story to keep in mind while your cheeks are nice and rosy and you're getting comfy and cozy this holiday season! Being a dental professional, it's no surprise that news items related to kissing show up on my radar from time to time. A few years ago in Romania a couple was experimenting with a "special type of passionate kiss" and the woman accidentally <a href="http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/125061">swallowed her lover's dentures</a>! Also, every so often there will be a news story claiming how kissing is either good or bad for your teeth. (Personally, I think your dental health shouldn't really be a deciding factor when deciding whether or not to kiss somebody).<br />
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However, this week's story takes the cake. A 57 year old woman from Sheboygan (you love this story already, don't you?) had been behaving a little oddly lately, according to her 79 year old husband. Apparently it went down like this: Karen Lueders was sitting on the toilet when husband Willard walked in the bathroom. Naturally, the husband leaned down for a kiss. I mean really, she's on the toilet, who wouldn't be in the mood for a little romance, right? I know you want a little help picturing the situation, so, here's Karen:<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">So there they are, she on the potty, he standing near her, they begin their little kiss and things start heating up (of course, why wouldn't they?). She gets a little frisky, when all of a sudden she decides to take the freaky to a whole new level and bites off his freaking tongue! </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">The poor romantic fellow then found some gauze to stop the bleeding and called the police, who arrived to find Karen doing exactly what you would expect her to be doing in this situation - singing Christmas carols and blowing into a New Year's horn. One of the officers (probably not a very romantic one) had no idea what was going on so he asked what sort of assistance was needed. The result? She blew the fancy horn in his ear and threw a coffee cup at the police. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">The result of this all is that Karen is currently charged with felony mayhem that has to do with intention to mutilate or disfigure. At this point all we know about poor Willard's condition is that he was sent to the hospital with his severed tongue where doctors worked to reattach it. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">The full, sad, scary story can be found at the <a href="http://www.sheboyganpress.com/article/20101207/SHE0101/101207006/Update-Woman-to-face-charges-for-allegedly-biting-off-husband-s-tongue">Sheboygan Press.</a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-62003628546937491842010-12-06T09:14:00.000-08:002010-12-06T09:14:02.686-08:00The Dental Ninja vs Santa ClausLast week I met a new patient who, as it turns out, was actually a very familiar old friend. Upon meeting him I discovered he was a nice jolly elderly man with a long white beard. A younger dental ninja would have recognized him immediately, his street clothing notwithstanding. Yet in my present condition as a grown-up, I didn't realize who he was until he informed me that he would be seeing many children at the mall during the next few weeks and that he didn't want a toothache to keep him from this vital task. <br />
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While waiting for Santa to get numb, I made casual conversation and mentioned how excited my sons would be to hear that not only did I see him, but I actually fixed his tooth! Also, it wouldn't hurt to name-drop and let it be known that our dental practice serves such high-profile clientele. <br />
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Once Kris Kringle was good and numb I got to work removing the root of his mandibular canine. The adjacent teeth had enough gum disease that I thought it wise to attempt the extraction without elevating (using the other teeth for leverage). My plan worked beautifully except for one small hiccup - I had such a firm grip on the forceps that once the root was sufficiently "loose" it slipped out of the forceps, came flying out of his mouth, and ricocheted off my chest and leg before coming to rest on the floor! <br />
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The good news was that I had removed Santa's tooth, and he was on his way to a speedy recovery and a holiday season free of dental pain. The bad news was that I now found myself sitting there with Santa's blood on my light blue scrubs, and I still had a few more patients that day (including some little kids). Luckily the extraction happened so quickly that I had plenty of time to go home and change.<br />
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On the way home I couldn't help but feel like the worst super-villain around. Think about it, if you saw some guy walking around with a bloody shirt you would wonder, but if you knew that the blood belonged to St. Nicholas? Yeah, pure evil. Thus is the plight of the dentist - willfully enduring the label of the bad guy when his only intention is to help others. When you get your Christmas presents on time this year, along with Santa Claus, you can thank your dental ninja. <br />
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PS, I realize that by naming Santa Claus in this post I am in clear violation of HIPPA, so Santa, if you're reading this, all I want this year is for you to not sue me for sharing your private health information. Well, that and a Red Ryder BB gun.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-10214985154560939182010-10-29T08:31:00.000-07:002010-11-19T14:02:25.635-08:00Loma Linda Clinic Supply Skit<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1MsXkrOUEl8?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1MsXkrOUEl8?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br />
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Glad to see the great LLUSD skit/video competition still producing winners! The first half is a parody of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" with a great re-write of T.I.'s "Whatever you like" at the end.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-28387021888904213672010-10-19T11:27:00.000-07:002010-10-19T20:54:50.397-07:00EARTOOTHACHE! Man has Tooth Removed from Ear 33 Years Later!We've discussed some pretty bizarre things here, including <a href="http://dentalninja.blogspot.com/2009/10/teeth-is-there-anything-they-cant-do.html">a tooth intentionally lodged into an eye</a> and <a href="http://dentalninja.blogspot.com/2010/08/look-what-i-can-pull-out-of-my-mouth.html">various organs removed via the mouth</a>. Well, today's story comes to us from England and involves a Stephen Hirst, a former miner (those guys are so popular right now!) who had an earache for 33 years. Or was it a toothache? For the sake of simplicity, I'm going to call it an eartoothache. It's like the <a href="http://www.google.com/images?q=manbearpig&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=Cd-9TP7tGcLsnQfnrdWJDg&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CCUQsAQwAA&biw=1440&bih=708">manbearpig</a> of orofacial pain.<br />
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The pain began around age 14. He suffered from frequent infections, and would literally bang his head into the wall because it hurt so much. Over the years he's had countless doctor visits but nobody was ever able to spot the tooth. Until just recently, when a nurse cleaned his ear out with a suction tube, inserted a microscope, and simply removed the tooth with some tweezers. Rather than totally freaking out, the calm nurse simply stood there and looked at it in disbelief.<br />
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The biggest question is, of course, HOW did his tooth get lodged in his ear canal? Mr. Hirst recalls an accident in his youth that involved him falling between two desks at school and smashing the back of his ear against a desk. How that would cause a primary tooth to end up in the ear is anyone's guess, but my theory is that it somehow became lodged in the opening of the Eustachian tube, causing a series of recurring episodes of inflammation which somehow moved the tooth along until it came to rest just behind the eardrum.<br />
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For the full story and pictures, visit <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1321482/Mans-33-year-earache-mystery-solved-doctors-pull-tooth-ear.html">the Daily Mail</a>.<br />
<input id="gwProxy" type="hidden" /><!--Session data--><input id="jsProxy" onclick="jsCall();" type="hidden" /><div id="refHTML"></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-21211306850413296162010-10-11T09:49:00.000-07:002010-10-11T18:21:43.751-07:00Teeth: the Historians of the BodyThanks to Shakira, we all know that "hips don't lie". While we each have our own experiences regarding the deceptiveness of hips, today's post proves to us that teeth don't lie. In fact, the teeth are key players in piecing together some of history's mysteries. <br />
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In 2005, archeologists discovered the "Boy with the Amber Necklace" buried within 3 miles of Stonehenge. They estimate him to be about 14 years old at the time of his death, and surmise that he was an important individual based on his rare jewelry. <br />
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Recently scientists were able to pinpoint where this boy came from - thanks to his teeth! Redorbit.com explains the process as follows:<br />
<blockquote>As tooth enamel forms in the first few years of childhood, it stores a chemical record of the environment in which the individual lives. Two of the chemical elements found in the enamel (oxygen and strontium) exist in different forms, or isotopes. <br />
The levels of the isotopes found in enamel are informative to scientists analyzing them. <br />
Most oxygen in teeth and bone comes from drinking water -- which is derived from rain or snow. In warmer climates, drinking water contains higher levels of heavy oxygen (O-18), compared to light oxygen (O-16) found in cold climates. So comparing the oxygen isotope ratio in teeth with that of drinking water from different regions can provide information about the climate in which a person grew up. <br />
Strontium -- found in most rocks in small amounts -- also varies according to local geology. The isotope ratio of strontium in a person’s teeth can provide information on the geological area from which an individual lived as a child. <br />
By combining the analysis of both elements in the teeth, archaeologists can point out particular regions where a person may have been raised. </blockquote> This has helped shed some light on the importance of Stonehenge. It turns out that the Boy with the Amber Necklace came from the area of the Mediterranean Sea. Another Stonehenge corpse, known as the "Ansbury Archer" underwent the same testing, and his teeth revealed him to be from the Alpine Hills of Germany.<br />
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Read more at <a href="http://www.redorbit.com/news/science/1924105/stonehenge_visited_by_bronze_age_mediterraneans/">Redorbit.com</a>. <br />
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Also of interest is <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2010/jun/17/study-teeth-revealing-history">this article</a> from the Guardian.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-81608007178134373952010-09-24T09:37:00.000-07:002010-09-24T09:43:42.199-07:00You Might be a Hygienist if.....Recently, the facebook page for "Dental Hygiene" posted that as their status and left it open to the fans. The responses were pretty entertaining, and here are some of the more popular ones, as judged by other fans:<br />
<blockquote>You always carry floss in your purse and look at people's teeth when you meet them.<br />
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fulcrum when you put on lipgloss<br />
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Your back is killing you right now!<br />
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The smell of Listerine turn you on.<br />
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You get excited when calculus goes flying!!!<br />
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you know that calculus isn't math!<br />
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You smell perio while in a group of people and desperately look (sniff) around until you figure out who it is.<br />
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you laugh at the Braun Oral B commercials claiming to be dentist #1 recommended toothbrush. Ummmm.........who's with me on the Phillips Sonicare???<br />
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you watch people on the dental aisle while at the store to see which products they buy and have to resist telling them to buy something else because you think it's better<br />
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You ask a patient how many times a week they floss, as your gloves are filled with blood, only to hear 'at least 4 or 5'... And you try to keep a straight face without saying 'liarrrrr'...<br />
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When you can't help but go down the dental isle just to look.<br />
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You know what " PITA" stands for.<br />
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you can't find a job!</blockquote><br />
Just further evidence that you can't stare at teeth all day without becoming a little bit quirky. Read all the clever responses<a href="http://www.facebook.com/dentalhygiene?ref=ts#%21/dentalhygiene?v=wall&story_fbid=143639852336141"> here</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-33054689734848791612010-09-24T08:50:00.000-07:002010-09-24T08:50:10.937-07:00MC Mong's Dental Draft DodgingWe all know and love hip-hop star MC Mong, right?<br />
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Ok, for those of us who live outside of Korea, he's like their Justin Timberlake - known for his comic disposition and upbeat songs. MC Mong's real name is Shin Dong-hyun, which begs the question, with a name like Dong-hyun, why would you even need to come up with a stage name?<br />
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Anyhoo, the reason he showed up on my radar is that he got himself into a little trouble. He recently had three healthy teeth extracted in order to physically disqualify himself from Korea's mandatory two-year military requirement that all able-bodied males must fulfill. <br />
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The news stories (<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5h0Mgeh2Et6o7fIDjfBXOH_fg05Mw">AP</a> and <a href="http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/nation/2010/09/113_73261.html">Korea Times</a>) don't specifically mention a dentist being involved, but both use terminology along the lines of "had healthy teeth extracted" rather than "pulled his own teeth". I don't have enough information to form a strong opinion regarding the dentist, but at the very least this brings up some serious ethical questions regarding non-maleficence vs. patient autonomy. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-12907586913978566132010-09-16T08:47:00.000-07:002010-09-16T10:59:34.273-07:00Ochocinco loses QuatroAh, the beauty of twitter. Allowing our favorite stars and celebrities to share otherwise personal moments with the world. How else would you have ever seen photos of Cincinnati Bengal's wide receiver Chad Ochocinco posing with his wisdom teeth and exclaiming how awesome the sound was?<br />
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From his twitter page:<br />
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<blockquote><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Why am i recording this entire procedure, sending a picture, don't open if you don't like the sight of blood</span> </span> <a class="entry-date" href="http://twitter.com/OGOchoCinco/status/24482301390" rel="bookmark"> <span class="published timestamp">8:55 AM Sep 14th</span></a> via twidroid<br />
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<span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Awesomeness , you can hear the tooth tearing away from the flesh <a class="tweet-url web" href="http://twitpic.com/2odntw" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://twitpic.com/2odntw</a></span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta"> <a class="entry-date" href="http://twitter.com/OGOchoCinco/status/24483594430" rel="bookmark"> <span class="published timestamp">9:10 AM Sep 14th</span></a> via <a href="http://twitpic.com/" rel="nofollow">Twitpic</a></span></span><br />
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<span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">That smile is still on point, lost my wisdom teeth doesn't mean I lose my wisdom <a class="tweet-url web" href="http://twitpic.com/2odo7b" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://twitpic.com/2odo7b</a></span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta"> <a class="entry-date" href="http://twitter.com/OGOchoCinco/status/24483693986" rel="bookmark"> <span class="published timestamp">9:11 AM Sep 14th</span></a> via <a href="http://twitpic.com/" rel="nofollow">Twitpic</a></span></blockquote><br />
How else would we have seen pictures of Demi Moore making fun of <a href="http://www.google.com/images?q=demi+moore+toothless&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=kzaSTPvkF9KInQe28cD2Bw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=4&ved=0CDEQsAQwAw&biw=1440&bih=708">her toothless smile</a>, and how else would we have realized how intelligent Lindsay Lohan was <a href="http://www.musicrooms.net/showbiz/8451-Lindsay-Lohan-Having-Phantom-Wisdom-Teeth-Pain.html">when she claimed</a> to have post-extraction "phantom tooth pain"? Brilliant! <br />
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On that note, the Dental Ninja has decided to stealthily venture into the world of twitter. Twitter will allow me to share more with less. You see, my busy schedule as a daytime dentist/nighttime ninja allows me to blog about one or two stories each week. Generally for each story I share, there are 4 or 5 items of interest that don't make the cut. Henceforth I shall tweet them to you.<br />
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Follow me, the Dental Ninja, <a href="http://twitter.com/dental_ninja">@dental_ninja</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-88809386566421560652010-09-10T15:46:00.000-07:002010-09-16T16:13:14.815-07:00Introducing "Diastema"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/988/988712/25-funniest-will-ferrell-characters-20090601003755755.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/988/988712/25-funniest-will-ferrell-characters-20090601003755755.jpg" /></a></div><br />
Maybe I didn't give the movie "Zoolander" enough credit. Rather than simply an entertaining comedy, stories like this one have helped me see it as more of an exposé of the weird world of fashion - a world I admittedly don't understand. Think about it - ask yourself which is more bizarre, Jacobim Mugatu (pictured above) launching the clothing line "Derelicte" inspired by the homeless vagrants of NYC, or David Delphin (pictured below) paying an orthodontist to intentionally separate his central incisors as a metaphor for the separation he was feeling after his father's death. This, to accompany the launch of his new clothing line "Diastema". I'm not joking. He named the clothing line diastema.<br />
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Delphin is unfortunately inspiring others in the modeling world to follow suit. This has been covered by many media outlets this week, but the original story appeared <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703720004575478213601248720.html#project%3DSLIDESHOW08%26s%3DSB10001424052748703453804575480222860795844%26articleTabs%3Darticle">here</a> in the Wall Street Journal, with a nice sideshow of what gap-toothed models look like. <br />
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Sidenote - at age 22 when I set my sights on a career in dentistry, I had an orthodontist close the gap in my front teeth. I had two reasons: 1) I realized that nobody would trust a dentist with crooked teeth and 2) fixing my smile could only improve my chances with the ladies. Maybe on some subconscious level I was doing this to symbolize the closeness I felt with my then (and now) living father. On second thought, I'll stick with the first two reasons.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-81447969586774509842010-09-03T10:24:00.000-07:002010-09-03T10:28:25.198-07:00Chilean Miners and Underground ToothachesUnless you've been living under a rock for the past month, by now you've heard about the men trapped in a collapsed Chilean mine. (Pun intended). In case you haven't, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Copiap%C3%B3_mining_accident">let wikipedia catch you up on the story.</a><br />
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The gist of it is that one month ago the roof collapsed, leaving 33 men stuck 700 meters below the surface. They have enough room and they seem to be pretty organized, having divided themselves into various groups in charge of care packages, security, and health. Experts are predicting the men will likely be stuck until sometime in December.<br />
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After two weeks, contact was made via a small bore-hole and the men were able to communicate with the outside world and request supplies. <a href="http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23870371-we-need-oxygen-and-tooth-brushes-say-trapped-chilean-miners.do">The first necessities they asked for</a> were oxygen tanks and toothbrushes! Hooray for healthy teeth! <br />
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Unfortunately, with that many men stuck for that long, <a href="http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/news/342446,miners-need-dental-treatment.html">a couple of them have already developed toothaches</a>. Yikes. According to the national emergency office, "...some of them have started to feel dental discomfort, on which the relevant treatment will be carried out." I would imagine one of the next care packages they get will include some pain killers, anesthetic, extraction instruments, and a few pages of detailed instruction on how to remove a tooth. I'd even throw in an Ipod with video clips demonstrating proper tooth removal! Either way, my heart sure goes out to these men and I hope and pray this story has a happy ending.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-46668670276852670352010-08-26T14:37:00.000-07:002010-08-26T14:41:11.396-07:00Do People Trust Dentists?Being the dental ninja, I keep a close eye on any news stories relevant to dentistry. Some of the more interesting or amusing stories I pass along to you, the reader. However, there are many news items I pass over simply because they are frustrating for me as a dental professional. These stories usually involve my colleagues who break and abuse the trust their patients have given them. <br />
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Take <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21325760/">this pervert</a> or <a href="http://www.thebostonchannel.com/r/22874354/detail.html">this cheapskate</a>, for example. It seems like once or twice each month another dentist is getting our profession the wrong kind of publicity. Occasionally I skim through the comments posted online in reaction to these stories. A few that stick out to me are one man claiming dentists are no better than used car salesmen and that money is the only topic discussed in continuing education meetings. Other comments have offered dental advice, claiming that if a tooth needs a root canal you might as well pull it because those never work! After reading enough of these you'd get the feeling that the public doesn't trust dentists as much as they used to. <br />
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Today I found <a href="http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/health/2010/08/angies_list_people_like_their.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+PictureOfHealth+%28Picture+of+Health%29">a bit of reassuring news from the Baltimore Sun</a> citing a poll done by Angie's List - a website that compiles consumer reviews of service companies. The poll showed that 80% of responders had a high level of trust in their dentists. Also interesting was that 25% admitted they don't follow their dentists directions and 30% admitted to lying to their dentist. (Guess what? We know.) <br />
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While 80% is not as high as I'd like to see, it's not too shabby, especially if you consider the segment of the population who don't trust anyone!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-86086091095533614702010-08-19T10:17:00.000-07:002010-08-19T10:17:55.277-07:00Hillary Duff's Dentist Saves the Day!Perhaps as a testament to her compatibility with her professional hockey star hubby, Hillary Duff began her wedding day by CHIPPING a TOOTH! She explained to OK magazine, "I started my day with a chipped tooth! My wedding planner snuck me out to the dentist! Thank goodness it was fixed within the hour." <br />
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I'm sure the dentist didn't mind coming in early on a Saturday to be the hero. It's emergencies like this that help make being a dentist worthwhile. Rather than complaining that they have to see the dentist, emergency patients are typically very appreciative of what you do. <br />
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I haven't seen any photos of what her blemished smile looked like, so here's my own artist's rendition of what Hillary Duff might look like with a chipped tooth:<br />
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Maybe she woke up in the mornin' feelin like Lil Jon.<br />
Maybe this was a result of hitting her head against the walls. <br />
Either way, her judgment must be getting kind of hazy, because pop star Ke$ha recently opted for the shiny gold crown on her right maxillary canine, as reported in <a href="http://theblemish.com/2010/08/kesha-got-a-gold-tooth/">theblemish.com</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-65287315826504503842010-08-13T15:13:00.000-07:002010-08-15T20:03:40.372-07:00Look What I Can Pull out of my MouthThis week we'll take a look at various things passing through various mouths.<br />
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First off, as of late I've noticed a pretty cool trend in the medical field - surgeons are using the oral cavity as an entry/exit to the abdomen in general, thus avoiding those unsightly post-op abdomen scars. Recently at UCSD, surgeons utilized NOTES (Natural Orifice Translumenal Endoscopic Surgery) to remove a gallbladder. Very minute incisions were still made in the abdomen for a camera and light, but the organ was removed via the mouth.<br />
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NOTES has also been used at the UCSD medical center to perform a sleeve gastrectomy. Basically, 80% of an obese lady's stomach was removed in order to help her feel full after eating less. My recommendation? Just imagine 80% of your stomach being removed through your mouth right before dinner and you'll lose your appetite without having to go through this procedure. <br />
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<a href="http://articles.latimes.com/2010/jul/08/news/la-heb-gallbladder-natural-orifice-surgery-notes-20100708">Read more from the LA times</a> and <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,599422,00.html">foxnews.com.</a><br />
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Our next story comes to us from Svalbard, which, surprisingly is NOT the name of a piece of quaint, affordable furniture from Ikea, but rather a place in Norway where Arctic explorer Sebastian Nissen recently awoke to discover his head INSIDE the mouth of a polar bear. Gadzooks! Either that bear was very gentle (or sneaky like a ninja) or Sebastien was a little to wasted to be off exploring the Arctic. (Or maybe "exploring the Arctic" is just what the Norwegians call getting drunk in the wilderness).<br />
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Either way, the only insights we have into this episode are that Sebastian awoke, head in mouth, the bear then stood up, and Sebastian's friend shot the bear dead. During the estimated 60 seconds spent inside the bear's mouth, our hero reached for his shotgun only to find that the bear had wisely snapped the weapon in half. Again, I'm not sure if this supports the theory that the bear was a clever ninja or that Sebastian was drunk off his ÅNES. <a href="http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/10092947">(That actually is a piece of furniture from Ikea).</a> <br />
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<a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/08/13/earlyshow/living/petplanet/main6769615.shtml">Story from CBS.com</a><br />
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Lastly, here's a clip of the guy every dentist dreams about while extracting wisdom teeth or performing second-molar root canal therapy. The guy with the flip-top head:<br />
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I could imagine this guy waking up to find his head inside of his own mouth.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-31132185113175956582010-07-30T08:24:00.000-07:002010-07-30T08:26:34.481-07:00Winston Churchill's TeethIf you had an extra £15,200 ($23,675) lying around, then you could have been the proud new owner of the dentures worn by Winston Churchill. The chompers were recently purchased in an auction by a private collector, who also owns the microphone Churchill used to announce the end of the war. (Do you think he's going to hold the dentures in front of the microphone and use his hands to make the teeth move and re-enact that great moment? Because I totally would if I owned both the microphone AND the dentures.)<br />
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The teeth <a href="http://www.myfoxchicago.com/dpps/news/offbeat/winston-churchill-false-teeth-to-be-auctioned-in-uk-dpgonc-20100709-fc_8561055">were expected</a> to go for a mere £5000.<br />
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Here is some more Winston Churchill dental trivia, courtesy of newscore and <a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=t&ct2=us%2F2_0_s_8_0_t&bvm=section&topic=-6069296708283497090&usg=AFQjCNEB0aaAE5eoVihc0sQ9B-2yqIPBGA&sig2=h2HHiZGzKZLi8oE92ndwyQ&cid=17593782367852&ei=VtxSTKD-Cpj-8gSdjpuQAg&rt=HOMEPAGE&vm=STANDARD&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.oneindia.in%2F2010%2F07%2F30%2Fwinstonchurchills-false-teeth-fetch-15200-at-norfolkau.html">oneindia.com</a>:<br />
<ul><li>Churchill claimed to have had terrible teeth and gums and needed complicated dentistry even in his childhood. </li>
<li>Churchill always carried a second set of dentures with him as a back-up (although there are no known instances of him ever needing the back-up set - unlike <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cu1ZPy8Fes">this free-spirited skydiver</a>.) </li>
<li>Churchill appreciated his dentist, Willfred Fish, so much that he nominated him for knighthood.</li>
<li>I will name my next pet fish Willfred.</li>
<li>Willfred Fish's lab technician was drafted to serve in WWII, but Churchill personally intervened stating that the lab tech would be more important to the war effort if he stayed in London to repair Churchill's dentures.</li>
<li>Most babies resemble Winston Churchill. This doesn't have to do with his teeth, but it's worth mentioning. Seriously, look at him, now look at a baby. You see? And just to be clear - I'm not saying he looks like a baby. You don't look at him and think, "wow, he looks like a baby". No no, it's the other way around - babies look like him. </li>
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Here's the video from Houston's local Fox News:<br />
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In defense of the dentist, he isn't really doing anything different from other forms of "cosmetic" dentistry - he's just making her smile look worse, not better. Than again, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right? And when the beholder is a <a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/114945/saturday-night-live-lab-partners">desperate teenage girl</a> who dreams about Edward all day, beauty ends up looking like vampire fangs. In a way, this is nothing short of anti-cosmetic dentistry. <br />
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(Personally, I would have tried to talk her into letting me make much larger fangs, but instead of bonding them I would have secured them with temporary cement - that way she could attach and remove them as she pleases - kind of like the plastic ones I would play with as a kid. You know, back when it was socially acceptable to play make believe.)<br />
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<a href="http://www.jsyk.com/2010/07/20/twilight-is-inspiring-teens-to-get-fang-like-teeth-dentists-s/">Here's the full story from jsyk.com</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-78217947172724085172010-07-06T16:23:00.000-07:002010-07-06T16:25:00.054-07:00Tooth Loss, Cognitive Decline, and a Real-Life ExampleCoincidentally, the following two stories made headlines in the same day:<br />
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First, researchers at Boston U's dental school have concluded a prospective study which showed that for each tooth lost, the ability to perform well on a cognitive test decreased 8-10%. Scientists are hypothesizing that the decline could be related to the inflammation that accompanies tooth loss. Other studies have shown elevated inflammation markers in people who have Alzheimer's disease. <br />
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The study was published in the Journal of the American Geriatrics Society. <a href="http://www.physorg.com/news191861416.html">Story from physorg.com.</a><br />
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Need some proof? Look no further than Highway 402 in Ontario, Canada; where a trucker was recently charged with careless driving for performing some good old fashioned do-it-yourself dentistry on the go. (I guess this is actually a case of decreased cognitive ability <i>during</i> tooth loss, not after). The plan was to tie one end of a string to the roof of the cab with the other end around his tooth and then to wait for "one good bump" to pull it out - which is exactly what happened. The lone hiccup in his plan? The fact that he was "traveling erratically" as reported by another driver.<br />
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Just in case you're wondering, dentistry on wheels looks something like this:<br />
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Apparently we need a few more <a href="http://dentalninja.blogspot.com/2009/03/truckstop-dentist.html">truckstop dentists</a> out there! Seriously though people, driving under the influence of dentistry is a careless and selfish act that endangers everyone around you. Just avoid the temptation altogether. When you know you'll be driving, make sure you hire a designated dentist. Or if you're going to be doing dentistry, find a designated driver. Either way works.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-46830757665711091132010-07-01T08:17:00.000-07:002010-07-01T08:35:16.227-07:00Hamstring issues? Let's remove those teeth.If you follow Australian Rugby, then you don't need me to tell you that Rod Davies plays for the Queensland Reds in the Super 14 competition. Nope, I just mentioned that for the benefit of the rest of us who don't watch quite as much Australian Rugby. <br />
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Lately Davies has been having his on-field struggles with hamstring injuries. One of the solutions being considered is having his wisdom teeth taken out. What's that you say? For his hamstring injuries? That's right. Now, before you dismiss the dentist as a quack (as I almost did when I saw the headline), bear in mind that there is some sound logic at work here. The explanation is thus: if an individual has persistent pain in the mouth, this can cause them to hold their head at an unnatural position in an attempt to alleviate some of the pain. This places unnecessary strain on the spine, which in turn can contribute to pain in other areas. <br />
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A personal anecdote also supports this theory. The first tooth I ever extracted in my school's dental clinic was a maxillary canine. It took a few minutes, but when the tooth came out, the patient began moving his head around in circles. His face lit up as he looked at me and told me he hadn't had full range of motion in his neck for the past year, but now everything was fine! Even though I had no explanation, he was incredibly appreciative of what I had done for him.<br />
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Hopefully this doesn't become a trend, however. I'd sure hate to see a teenager come in to have all their teeth taken out for athletic reasons. Although I guess it would help them jump a little higher.<br />
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<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,595728,00.html">Full story from fox news.</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-70678188431208006942010-06-16T12:34:00.000-07:002010-06-16T12:42:03.539-07:00Rocket Extraction<object width="464" height="376" id="1862524" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" alt="Kid Attaches Loose Tooth To Rocket Funny Videos"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTg2MjUyNA=="></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MTg2MjUyNA==" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="376"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/index/kid-attaches-loose-tooth-to-rocket.html" target="_blank">Kid Attaches Loose Tooth To Rocket</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank">Funny Videos</a></font><br /><br />Classic! I love when parents can help the kids get over the fear of losing teeth (and dentistry in general) by doing things like this. Who knows? Perhaps grown-ups who come in for extractions would elect for the super-awesome "Rocket Extraction". I know if I had to lose a tooth, launching it with a rocket might make me feel a little better.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-12598681757704295172010-06-10T07:36:00.000-07:002010-06-10T10:42:38.649-07:00Oh HollywoodDentists have always been unfairly represented in entertainment media. Admittedly, we're an easy target - many people fear the dentist, so audiences can appreciate when the local DDS isn't normal, whether he or she is simply <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091419/">a sadistic weirdo</a> or <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116075/">someone who's OCD behavior has pushed them over the edge</a>.<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/On3mrKW-Nk0&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/On3mrKW-Nk0&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />Continuing in this trend, albeit with a new twist, it was announced this week that Jennifer Aniston is going to star in an upcoming comic-murder-thriller entitled "Horrible Bosses". The twist? Her role is that of a dentist who suffers from the same addiction Tiger Woods has. Critics are calling this her <a href="http://www.dnaindia.com/entertainment/report_jennifer-aniston-lands-her-raunchiest-role-yet_1393946">raunchiest role yet</a>. Sounds like a winner. Not really.<br /><br />There is some hope on the horizon, however. Last week it was announced that Hollywood heartthrob Uncle Jesse (aka John Stamos) will be starring as a dentist in season two of Glee. John Stamos? As in, the handsome devil I practically see when I look in the mirror? That john Stamos? Sweet. Please Hollywood, let his character be a <span style="font-style: italic;">good</span> dentist (or at least a normal one)! I'm a little skeptical because he's supposed to play the rival love interest of the main guy who teaches the kids how to sing and dance (I don't watch the show, but my wife does so I'm somewhat familiar with it). Since Uncle Jesse is going to be the "other guy" the producers may see fit to give him a quirk or two in order to keep us from rooting for him. Stay tuned!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7100000/Uncle-Jesse-full-house-7187883-1000-800.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 415px; height: 331px;" src="http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7100000/Uncle-Jesse-full-house-7187883-1000-800.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-7765645435303494192010-05-27T07:56:00.000-07:002010-05-27T08:14:50.195-07:00Losing a real tooth in a fake fight? Priceless.We all know that <a href="http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2010-05-25/sports/ct-spt-0526-brite-blackhawks-chicago-20100525_1_teeth-puck-hawks">playing hockey can be hazardous to your teeth</a>, but what about professional wrestling? <br /><br />I'm not talking about mixed martial arts, I mean the performance wrestling. You know, fake? Pretend? Just don't tell this guy:<br /><br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cZ2aX-Lgh6M&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cZ2aX-Lgh6M&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />While you're thanking the performers "for all that you've done to your bodies", be sure to thank John Cena, who <a href="http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2010/0526/528637/batista/index.shtml">recently sacrificed one of his pearly whites</a> in his bout vs. Batista. Cena tweeted that he spent 3 hours at the dentist the next day. <br /><br />This of course begs the question, did <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqnjK79fGSw">Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson</a> visit him that night?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-55474312284885086622010-05-06T10:36:00.000-07:002010-05-06T10:50:53.278-07:00Coke Machine Ninja DressThis. Is. Awesome.<br /><br />Suppose you're a nice young lady being chased through the streets of Japan by a would-be attacker. Since you regularly read The Dental Ninja you know that ninjas are awesome and that the best way to get out of this situation is by being a stealthy ninja - but how?<br /><br />If you have the skirt from fashion designer Aya Tsukioka, you blend in as a Coca-Cola machine!<br /><br />Can you spot the damsel in distress?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/06/article-1273919-09748474000005DC-839_634x377.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 387px; height: 230px;" src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/06/article-1273919-09748474000005DC-839_634x377.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Viola! Her utility-belt-wearing, texting-while-running, would-be attacker is THWARTED!<br /><br />Read all about the fancy ninja dress and see more cool pics <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1273919/The-Japanese-ninja-dress-turns-Coca-Cola-machine-ward-attackers.html?ito=feeds-newsxml">at the Daily Mail.</a><br /><br />Speaking of ninjas, <a href="http://dailycaller.com/2010/04/30/nicolet-ninja-attack-nicolet-high-school-student-attacked-by-ninja-in-woods-near-school/">it's not cool to dress up as one and slash a teenager's forehead open while claiming to "protect the woods"</a> - unless of course there is more to the story and you truly are protecting some mystical treasure, in which case, my apologies. But otherwise, seriously not cool.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-560171516440389716.post-9199347167627259862010-04-30T09:14:00.000-07:002010-04-30T14:00:39.989-07:00Dental-related DecorDental Ninja reader/dental hygienist Mike Danley has created a comic strip dubbed "Life in the Sulcus". Here's a sneak peek:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://dentalposterart.com/Resources/Images/Dental-Humor/Sulcus-Dental-Humor-Sale.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 361px; height: 296px;" src="http://dentalposterart.com/Resources/Images/Dental-Humor/Sulcus-Dental-Humor-Sale.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Much like this blog, the comics play on the unique knowledge and experiences we in the dental profession share. Head over to <a href="http://dentalposterart.com/">dentalposterart.com</a> for more, as well as some deals on vintage dental related posters.<br /><br />Here's one that's sure to impress patients:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://dentalposterart.com/Resources/Images/Dental-Posters/Dental-Poster-Viceroy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 306px; height: 214px;" src="http://dentalposterart.com/Resources/Images/Dental-Posters/Dental-Poster-Viceroy.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Ok, maybe not so much, but on the bright side, look how far we've come as a profession!<input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0